Australia’s Chief of Army, Lieutenant General David Morrison. Regarding this issue.
Someone buy this man a million of his beverage of choice. Fucking ace.
COULD HE BE MORE AWESOME. I MEAN SERIOUSLY.
Organisational authority figures: add this to your fucking playbook right now.
I may be a bit of a monster truck, and I may be a shrieking harpy, and I may be an utter, utter bitch. But I have some fucking wonderful folk in my bloglife and I’d like to just give them a shout-out or two.
Thank you to Octavia and Megan and Boganette and Steph and Robot Pie and – whoever obvious I probably missed out – for being a rocking coven of feministy awesomeness and the best drinking buddies a TOFO dress can buy.
Thank you to Lew, for occasionally doing this brilliant thing where he leverages being a Serious Man Blogger into an Anti-Tone-Argument Shield* in my defence.
Thank you to McFlock, whom I don’t know from a bar of soap but would happily buy a DB, or a real drink if that’s what floated McFlock’s boat. (Aaaand now I have “how many boats could a McFlock float if a McFlock could float boats” stuck in my head. Hopefully y’all do, too.)
Thank you all, peeps. From the bottom of my loud ranty fuck-saying heart.
+4 AC bonus, -10 comment check penalty, 50% chance of misogynist derail failure