Oh, well he’s funny, that makes up for sexually abusing a four-year-old

The sentence is in on the anon Kiwi comedian accused of sexually assaulting his partner’s daughter.

Oh, did I say sentence?  Because there isn’t one, because he’s just suffered so much already and we all need more laughter in our lives.

Basically, FUCK YOU, JUDGE CUNNINGHAM.  Officially Scum, that’s what you are.  You’ve even made me fucking agree with Garth McVicar and there’s no going back from that shit.

LudditeJourno has more.  Big trigger warning for child sexual abuse and abuse apologism.

Bonus fuck-you: to whatever tragic sick fuck at stuff.co.nz entitled the article “Talent helps comedian get off sex act charge”.  I realise y’all at Stuff are scum-sucking bottom-feeders desperate for pageviews, but you’re seriously going to Hell for that one.


  1. NickS


    And here was me thinking that being drunk whilst doing x no longer got you out of being dealt with by the law, even if you’re “famous”. What makes it worse however is that he has a prior history of doing stupid, and probably harmful things whilst drunk and can’t remember it, meaning that before he molested the kid he should have known not to get drunk at all. Instead, he went on a 12hr drinking bender…

    • QoT

      Totally. The “excuse” bandied about by his apologists boils down to “but he really thought he was drunkenly forcing sex on his partner, not their kid” – as though being drunk and horny is a mitigating circumstance, not a consequence of combined bloke and rape cultures.

  2. peterlepaysan

    Methinks your rants suggest “you protest too much”.

    Such rants can be very revealing.

    Hell of a lot of heat. No light.

    • QoT

      Do you … even have the slightest idea what the “protest too much” reference means? Because either you’re a fucking numpty or you just accused me of being a closet child sex offender. In either case, go fuck yourself.

  3. millsy

    Leaves me cold thinking about it, the act and the court outcome.

    I hope those in that industry ensure that he ‘never works in this town again’.

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