Keep obstacles on abortion – for Bob McCoskrie’s boner

Family First NZ* is rejecting calls for a law which treats women like adults with decision-making capabilities from a badass gathering of awesome feminists this weekend.

“I and my boner support a law which forces women in emotionally fraught situations to view unnecessary ultrasounds and be fed bullshit about widdle babbie feets because we think women are fucking idiots.  Parental notification should be mandatory because teens are filthy sluts and their daddies need to rule over them,” said Mr McCoskrie.

“While we acknowledge we already have “virtual” decriminalisation we don’t want to acknowledge that women and their doctors will always find a way to get the healthcare they need, because that would take away our ability to chip away at women’s rights.

“Abortion harms women by stopping them from being forced into motherhood for children they don’t want, which helps us keep them poor, uneducated and unable to actual determine the own courses of their lives,” McCoskrie continued.  “Men and their boners can determine that for them.”

A University of Otago study showed a lot of women became depressed and anxious after having abortions.

“Obviously we’ve made great progress but we can do more,” said McCoskrie.  “Family First wants to take personal responsibility for creating a culture of fear and stigma around abortion, and we will not rest until every woman feels ashamed and terrified of publicly acknowledging that she has taken control of her own fertility.”

“We want to protect unborn children.  They’re the best tools we have for keeping the bitches down.”

Family First may be contacted at Bob McCoskrie’s basement.  His boner is available for screwing basic human rights and children’s parties.

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*Membership:  Bob McCoskrie and his boner

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11 comments

  1. nikki

    Zomg. Just had some extreme departure lounge out loud laughing while reading that. Getting awkward looks from passengers. Brilliance!!

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  3. A.J.Chesswas

    Allowing such a degree of discretion in the first place AT ALL, for an act of such brutality, is an insult to the intelligence of New Zealand parents. A warranted insult for those who view abortion as supremely a matter of choice. For those of us who recognise morbid horror when we see it, it is an insult to our intelligence that we would allow such discretion to persist.

    Bob looks stupid because he’s trying to compromise too far a practice that should be reserved for the utter exception. If we think it reasonable that showing ultrasound and consulting with parents may prevent a woman from aborting, we must then be facing an instance where abortion is, indeed, no other than an act of terror. Bob should stick to promoting policy that gives proper due to the honour and sanctity of human life, rather than being willing to insult humanity as beings whose mortality may be happily subject to our own tastes.

    • QoT

      I’d argue Bob looks stupid because he’s stupid, AJ. If you’d care to bring anything to the table which actually involves argument, elaboration or debate instead of THE HORROR, THE HORROR! emotional blackmail then I’d be happy to discuss the issue at hand, i.e. women’s [all people’s] right to choose what happens to and in their own bodies. (which sadly for you does not involve the “personhood” of ickle babbie embwyos. And even if it does you still lose.)

  4. A.J.Chesswas

    “adult-type conversations”

    “ickle babbie embwyos”

    Sorry, Paul Litterick shared your post so I made a false assumption that you might share a similar sense of literacy. My bad.

    • QoT

      Oh, right, you’re a self-important wanker who doesn’t understand irony. Enough said, mate.

  5. A.J.Chesswas

    Ok so I’ve looked around your blog, at your commentary etc., and it is shamelessly obvious you don’t value communication as a tool for building understanding. What a waste of everyone’s time, what is Paul on…

    • QoT

      You are fucking adorable, my man. You deserve, like, so many cookies for tolerating this filthy feminist’s den of iniquity and slang usage for the minimum time necessary to contextualize yourself. Did I hurt your fee-fees by not investing energy providing a Valuable Teaching Moment for your pretentious antichoice ass?

      I just had to let this one through because man, I am keeping that sanctimonious whinge as an eternal compliment to my abilities. Unfortunately, you are now done here. I hope you feel you have acquitted yourself well. I personally wouldn’t bet on it though.