We CAN has investigative journalism …

… we just need a pseudonymous part-time blogger to do it.

Skullduggery! It seems that at 2.31pm yesterday, just as the Herald “learned” about Mr Burgess’s burgeoning capitalist empire, David Eames or whoever the malevolent force behind APN is (in my mind’s eye he looks like Dick Dastardly) edited the article to make it very clear that this was not the Herald’s story after all. Hmm. What was the name of that other journalist who quietly changed the past to avoid embarrassment? That’s right: Stalin.

Tip of the hat and a proferring of the poncy crystal decanter to Editing the Herald, our last, best hope for making even portions of the Granny Herald readable.