I’d like to shout out to a new member of the awesome Kiwi blogosphere, Rachel of Fat And Slutty!
What my internets needed was definitely more writing like this:
“HEY! HEY YOU! Your body is changing and it’s weird and uncomfortable but remember USE CONDOMS but don’t have sex and CUM ON HER FACE but don’t acknowlege or pay attention to any of that GROSS STUFF IN YOUR PUBIC AREA and SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE. What are you doing? ARE YOU MASTURBATING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sluts and bitches! See this picture? IT’S HERPES! Girls get periods and boys have MASSIVE WHITE COCKS. What’s a fat person? PENIS IN VAGINA.”
Fuck. Yeah.
I am so so flattered to be posted on this blog. I promise to make the internet fatter and sluttier than ever!
That is so exactly what the internet needs!
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